Dave Kelly

Born in a midwest barn on a cold dark October night, Dave Kelly leaped into the world straight from his mother’s womb and straight onto an open mic. Aside from his undying love for Alanis Morrisette, who he claims the song “You Outta Know” was actually written specifically for him, Dave loves to spend his free time watching paint dry on a Sunday afternoon, sharing inspirational quotes (often his own) and measuring the height of his grass blades across his lawn.